The Biggs
The simple things in life please rock legend Sir Rodney Biggs - a virgin pile of blow, appreciative female fans baring their bouncing funbags, talking about his massive penis, bringing out his massive penis, others talking about his massive penis, the occasional three- way. But life is about to get more complicated for the former front man of the seminal 60's rock band The Biggs, as he has to team up with his estranged brother, Niles, to promote a Biggs Greatest Hits Compilation - The Biggs' Biggsest. The only communication Sir Rod has had with his brother for the last twenty years is his daily piss on Niles' press photo. Welcome to Sir Rod's world: sex, drugs, rock and roll and a really huge schlong.
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Sir RodSir Rod was born a month and a half after his twin brother, Niles. They were brought up in the rough and tumble streets of Shepherd’s Bush in 1950’s West London. One of the most horrific moments in Sir Rod's life - and there have been plenty - was waking up with an older woman after a concert in Slough. Terrified that he'd slept with his mother, Sir Rod never mentioned the incident to anyone. Sir Rod always liked to get into fights – there was one particular instance when he was eventually expelled from school for stealing the girls' handbags (not for the money, for the make-up). After school, Sir Rod took a stab at working on the docks, but later on decided to join his brother in the music biz after the realization that rock bands have groupies. Long story short, after harsh criticism from EMI, claiming his voice was akin to “a herd of meowing cats being eaten alive by a herd of braying donkeys in a construction zone,” Sir Rod eventually rose above it and joined his brother to become the frontman of the band The Biggs. It should be noted that although he is often referred to as “Sir” Rod, he has never been knighted. He has never cared about high society, just about getting high. |
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